Early Beer Friday

So, it's Friday...  How do you know this day is just right for an early beer?  Answer YES to more than three of these items and you just might want to crack open a cold one.

1. Your daughter informs you that college shouldn't be so bad this semester...  $600 each month isn't bad, is it???
2. Your neighbor is building a new back porch.  The contractors wake you at 5:30 AM with their power tools.
3. You walk into the kitchen to make your coffee but fail to realize the dog spilled their entire food dish, efficiently distributing the entire contents across the kitchen floor.
4. You wake up to find a hole in the back porch's screen and see all the house cats out roaming around in the back yard.
5. You give more than ten minutes consideration to the possibility of building your own operating system, language, communications protocol, etc...
6. You firmly think about changing professions; becoming a roadside mowing & snowplow driving person.
7. You wonder why this month's family prescriptions cost nothing, then realizing you reached your family's out-of-pocket medical insurance maximum of over $10,000 and it's only July.
8. You don't want to go outside, even if the weather is good, because putting on shoes and a hat requires too much effort.
9. You leave your art piece on the easel overnight, only to find it perforated by cat claws the next morning.
10. You find out that your boss is taking the next two weeks off, but then hear from the VP that she has 'just the perfect little project' for you to work on for the next three weeks.
11. You had to interact with anyone from sales and/or marketing.
12. You look in the refrigerator and giggle when you see that can of whipped cream you bought for 'happy-fun-time' with your special someone.  Then, you just hang your head and close the door after realizing you bought it three weeks ago and is still not open.

Ya...  Early beer day for me.